Tuesday, November 4, 2008

nobama, mcpain, nay-der....

looks like our next president is a baby-killing oreo.

okayy, maybe that's too harsh. yes, it is. obama isn't really all that bad. but the whole pro-abortion thing is a downfall. it doesn't help how liberal he is about this, either.

not that mccain would be better. why not just vote bush in again (and violate the 22nd amendment) and save the hassle?

yes, mccain is a hardcore POW who can't even raise his arms lest he be in pain and have horrible recounts of his torture. but he follows most of bush's beliefs.

but obama wants to bring the boys home where they belong.

but mccain has experience.

but he has PALIN. 'nuff said.

and do we really want someone with the vast emptiness of experience such as obama ruling our nation?

as for nader, we don't need your communism, thank you very much, go kill your babies and dictate the world somewhere else. get joe the plumber to join you.

which, there is quite a funny account about joe the plumber.

me, being the type to never watch tv or read the newspapers for lack of time, i had only heard of 'joe the plumber' from mccain bashers and supporters alike at school. but due to most of the students there lacking any diction in their speech, i presumed his name was Joe Deplummer.

Imagine my embarrassment when at supper I asked my parents what position Joe Deplummer held or vyed to hold in our government.

"Joe Deplummer? Hah! Don't you mean, Joe the Plumber?"

That's exactly what I meant, yes ma'am, for sure.

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